Sprite: I was rock as a hard

I said this while we were criticizing a homemade video of an old coworker from Fry's and her boyfriend and how terrible he was. He was horrendous... In one of the videos he didn't have a hard on while having sex in the doggy style position. Jessie mentioned that if he would film himself, he would be hard, that's when I said what I said. Laughter ensued =D